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Not a bother at all, pal! I'm up to nothin' important right about now anyway. What's on your mind, kid?
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Oh!
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Um, in a good or bad kinda way?
I mean, I ain't had the pleasure to compile a collection of those sorts of things yet, but I appreciate youse comin' to me for help! Glad I give off a sense of bein' knowledgeable! Sexual education is incredibly important, and especially lackin' in modern education. But don't worry, I can give ya the run-down on everything ya need to know! So the number one thing ya gotta take care of is safety. I don't know how this applies digitally, but
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We've all gotta know such things! One good thing about this "Internet Age" is the resources we got nowadays!
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Fair enough! I bet Mal's got a good amount of resources too! All those punk movements and whatnot.​
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Oh, I see...My condolences, kid.
I can see how that's a sorta sticky situation hereabouts!
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Oh! Uh, I think that's a tall order, kid.
I ain't ever heard of anyone leavin' this joint!
'Sides, I think Claire'd have a thing or two to say in the matter!
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Oh, jeez...
Well...well, it's tricky to finagle, but I suppose you can hang out in places he ain't frequentin'?
I know I find it tough to visit you kids on your "Websites" and such!
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I mean...
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Look, kid. It's tough. But that's what ya sign up for, comin' in here!
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All right, fair. I mean, I didn't sign anythin' either!
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I mean, yup, that's unfortunate.
Ya live and ya learn, I s'pose. There's a reason I don't find myself goin' steady with anyone in here! Could wreck his whole eternity if I mess up, ya know? Ain't that scary!
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Solid! Glad to be of service!
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