
H3VN 4/21/2024 16:40:10 HW 33.3
hey so this has been awesome
Boy howdy, it sure has!
but i want to take my jacket off
Yes, PLEASE! Don’t let me stop ya!
well i’m
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the problem is
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i mean
i wasn’t about to transmit nudies over sstv ok
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so like
Oh. Yeah, so you got some gaps here and there, but ain’t that the human condition?
That's on me, pal. Shoulda persuaded you to send one.
i mean i was kind of shy anyway
i probably wouldn’t have done it
but maybe you asking would have made a lot of other things clearer haha
Ha! Ha!
then again i’m so dense i thought you liked thomas more than me so
That old geezer? Well, I’m pals with him, but I wanted to be more than pals with you!
ah. still blushing
still not used to it
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but yeah the issue being that there’s really nothing between the collarbones and the wrists. and i’d like to have. uhh. something
Wahoo! Well, kid, sounds like we’re going shopping!
really?
Yup! It ain’t anything I’m not used to. I mean, I was nothin’ much at all when I came in here, and it was a tad harder to find materials to patch a fella up with back before everything started getting “Digitized” — but I got pretty handy with a needle and thread, if ya know what I mean! And hey — can’t tell the difference, can ya?
oh uhhhhhh
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i guess you can tell a little bit
i always thought it was part of your charms.
Well, then, it’s a bit of photomontage flair!
exactly
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i can’t go to the same places you can though. to get the photos? i mean i’ve tried but…
That’s all right! Just tell me what you’re lookin’ for.
Now, for the rest —
i think i’ve got a lot of my measurements from my uncle’s wedding. my parents let me get a suit.

Oh! Well, ain’t that perfect! Let’s get some parts together, shall we? Hadta do this kind of thing for myself all the time back in the day. There wasn’t much to go off of, of course, but I think I did a decent part. Still find gaps here and there, but self-improvement’s an endless journey!
alright. you got everything?
huh. that didn’t hurt at all.
Yup! Feels more like something’s clickin’ into place, I wager. ‘Sides, I’ve got a real practiced hand by now!
wow. feels great. and doesn’t look half bad. bit of a photomontage flair, right?
Aces! Looks more than good to me!
well. you wanna test it out?